{"product_id":"dumpster-fire","title":"Dumpster Fire 8oz\/12oz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd yet they still work here...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery office has one. The possible nepo-hire, that just replied all to the email that explicitly said to stop \"replying all\" to company emails. The person who makes questionable decisions, creates problems nobody asked for, and somehow manages to walk away from every disaster without a scratch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDumpster Fire, \u003c\/strong\u003epart of the Corporate Ladder Collection, is bold, unexpected, and just a little reckless. It’s the kind of scent that gets noticed and this time, it's for all the right reasons. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScent Notes:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brandy, Sandalwood, Black Cherry, Cherry Liqueur\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Leather, Plum, Sour Cherry, Clove, Cardamom\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase:\u003c\/strong\u003e Musk, Patchouli, Tonka, Vanilla, Cedarwood, Moss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8oz Glass Jar with Lid | Artisan Blend #42--Proprietary blend of premium waxes | Single Premier Wick | Burn time up to 40 hours\u003cbr\u003e12oz Hexagon Glass Jar with lid | Artisan Blend #42--Proprietary blend of premium waxes | Proprietary Wood Wick System | Burn time up to 60 hours\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHand-poured in small, twisted batches in Cullman, Alabama. Made to order, ships in 2-3 business days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eResults may vary based on wick trimming, burn intervals, and environmental conditions.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wicks LLC","offers":[{"title":"8oz","offer_id":50409429991702,"sku":"TW-DUMP08-006","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12oz","offer_id":67642997735702,"sku":"TW-DUMP12-006","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/5487\/0550\/files\/Dumpster_Fire_2.jpg?v=1789584273","url":"https:\/\/twistedwicks.com\/products\/dumpster-fire","provider":"Twisted Wicks LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}